I get this kind of mail quite often. It is often the reason my scissors and glue and envelops go missing. It's okay, though. These are my priceless treasures. I also received some real treasure this mothers day: A quarter, a dime, a tiny plastic monster, a big plastic gem and a bit of chain.
My children give me so much. I don't know how I will ever repay them.
We made a movie night of it last night, so I suggested we make popcorn. We don't have a microwave oven, so we pop the stuff on the stove. The kids think it's kind of a big deal. Anyway, I mention popcorn in the rather busy grocery store and with that my little girl starts skipping down the aisle ahead of me yelling, "Cop porn! Cop porn! Cop porn!"
Like I said, I don't know how I'll ever repay her for that one.