Hi. Um. I didn't expect you so early. I wasn't finished vacuuming. Well, welcome aboard.
1. Remain seated and keep your sense of humor in the upright position.
2. If we encounter turbulence, haters will be sent back into economy class between two screaming babies, not their own, and their comments deleted.
3. In case of a water landing, your cushion may be used a flotation device. Take that and most everything else on this blog with a grain of salt.
4. You don't have to say you love me. Please just stay around. I won't make you stay forever... Dusty, please explain for me: