Of growing old gracefully, like me

Scene: the bathroom with the pink (!) bathtub. Mother applies lip gloss, while 6-yr.old daughter looks on.

MADEMOISELLE
"What's that?"

MOI
"Make-up."

MADEMOISELLE
"Why?"

MOI
"Because I'm old and frumpy. With make-up, I'm still old and frumpy, but shinier."

(pregnant pause for comic effect)

MADEMOISELLE
"Mommy, you don't have the style anymore. But you've still got the moves!"

Don't. Have. The. Style. But. Still. Got. The. Moves.

Thanks, babe. Love you. Little dickens.